Sobriety: A myth on the weekends.

This is how I feel today, guys. TGIF.

Tonight when you're out having a good time with your friends, wherever that may be, I have one small piece of advice for you, okay? Ready? Don't be a bitch. Raise your glasses to all the hard work you did, or pretended to do, this week and give your liver a run for its money.

Enjoy. ( responsibly, of course.)